James T. Kirk.
James. Tiberius. Kirk.I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Welcome to the bridge of the Starship Enterprise! Won't you meet my crew? This is
first officer Spock -
helmsman Sulu -
navigator Chekov - and
communications officer Uhura. Have a seat.
Scotty has the
impulse drives up and running. We're good to go.
McCoy?
Oh. Him. We marooned him on the last planet. For being a twit.
I'm ready.
Are you? To explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before.
No one, of course, tells me what to do.
Because I can't hear anyone over the sound of my awesomeness.
No one
tells me what to do. No one.
.
.
.
"Take a right turn," the tester says.
And so I do.
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So, it wasn't exactly the
Kobayashi Maru.
But hey, I passed!
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